Meibomian glands are unfortunately located on the insides of your eyelids so they're kinda hard to get to. Fortunately, someone invented a little cooker for your eyelids, that heats up the eye lid from the inside, while it massages and squeezes the lids from the outside.
Not sure if it's cheaper than a lifetime of eye drops, but after a bit of toasting the eyelids, the gunk in the glands heat up, melts and gets squeezed and, like zits, unclogs. No more dry eye :-)
(via Jiro on iPhone)